Once a week give a light sanding to both ends. Don’t expose to rapid temperature changes, that will encourage cracking. Don’t leave unattended in woodpecker territory.
I had a sycamore lap log. It’s bark was worse than it’s bite.
All kids love log!
My parents were allergic so I had to get a rock.
My mistake is that I got my first log from the Swiss Colony catalog. Didn’t survive Christmas dinner.
It’s better than bad, it’s good!
and make sure you give it termite collars?
Yes, but can it wake you up in the middle of the night by throwing up great sudsy vomits all over the place?
who else thought of the “log lady” from twin peaks??
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