Comments on: #92 – Minos (6 Comments) http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/2012/04/24/92-minos/ Jokes with pictures Wed, 22 May 2013 22:38:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: ZeoViolet http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/2012/04/24/92-minos/comment-page-1/#comment-666 ZeoViolet Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:03:26 +0000 http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/?p=523#comment-666 The Minotaur in mythology was a creature that was the offspring of a woman and a bull. Zeus punished her husband by giving the woman an unnatural infatuation with said bull and she built a fake cow and, um, er, I'll leave the rest to your imagination. The offspring was supposed to be a monster with a human body, bull head, and that ate flesh. The husband put that creature into the Labyrinth where he sent seven pure men and women from his enemies every seven years, all to be devoured--until Theseus went and killed it. The Minotaur in mythology was a creature that was the offspring of a woman and a bull. Zeus punished her husband by giving the woman an unnatural infatuation with said bull and she built a fake cow and, um, er, I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. The offspring was supposed to be a monster with a human body, bull head, and that ate flesh.

The husband put that creature into the Labyrinth where he sent seven pure men and women from his enemies every seven years, all to be devoured–until Theseus went and killed it.

]]> By: Wizard http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/2012/04/24/92-minos/comment-page-1/#comment-664 Wizard Wed, 25 Apr 2012 16:44:19 +0000 http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/?p=523#comment-664 There was always one thing about the minotaur that confused me: Why does a monster that's part cow crave human flesh? I mean, I could understand it if the guy had the head of a wolf or a tiger or something, but a bull? I guess a fierce, grass-devouring monster just wouldn't make a very good story. There was always one thing about the minotaur that confused me: Why does a monster that’s part cow crave human flesh? I mean, I could understand it if the guy had the head of a wolf or a tiger or something, but a bull? I guess a fierce, grass-devouring monster just wouldn’t make a very good story.

]]> By: Dan http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/2012/04/24/92-minos/comment-page-1/#comment-661 Dan Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:35:30 +0000 http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/?p=523#comment-661 Oh he's so cute! ( the small one...) Oh he’s so cute! ( the small one…)

]]> By: kingklash http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/2012/04/24/92-minos/comment-page-1/#comment-660 kingklash Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:37:22 +0000 http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/?p=523#comment-660 Macrotaur, Minotaur, Microtaur, Nanotaur. Maxitaur? Macrotaur, Minotaur, Microtaur, Nanotaur.

Maxitaur?

]]> By: ZeoViolet http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/2012/04/24/92-minos/comment-page-1/#comment-659 ZeoViolet Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:46:55 +0000 http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/?p=523#comment-659 Don't let the kid play in the street or he'll be Pavementar. Don’t let the kid play in the street or he’ll be Pavementar.

]]> By: Nuurgle http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/2012/04/24/92-minos/comment-page-1/#comment-657 Nuurgle Tue, 24 Apr 2012 05:24:58 +0000 http://minimumble.thebookofbiff.com/?p=523#comment-657 yeah, the sexy cow story is one of the extra weird/creepy ones (unlike the giant with one eye, the sirens and harpies, and the guy who rides across the sky in flaming chariot obviously) yeah, the sexy cow story is one of the extra weird/creepy ones (unlike the giant with one eye, the sirens and harpies, and the guy who rides across the sky in flaming chariot obviously)

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