#104 – Hurry
Posted on May 10, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
If you carry a bunch of paperwork with you and walk with purpose nobody will question you. Clearly you are going somewhere important and should not be bothered. As a bonus you get to check out the vending machines in other parts of the building. “Hey where did you get a Zagnut?” “Oh, I have my sources.”
Tags: meetings, office, work
Because of your comic description and the brief trip to Wikipedia that soon followed, I now want a Zagnut and I don’t think they even exist in this country. I hope you’re happy.
The Duck Has Spoken.
When my Dad was in the Army, he once spent a few days walking around the base with a clipboard. When anyone would stop him, he would say he was checking fire extinguishers.
“Carry a clipboard and speak with authority and no one will bother you.”
An essential ingredient to goofing off at work, “Always look like you know what you’re doing”.
35% was spent pretending to work while adding to my folder of porn sites, 15% of it spent not holding the elevator open as i go from the bottom to the top and back, getting out every other floor if someone else gets in. 5% actually working, and 20% in the Break Room, pretending to drink the same small paper cup of water, that when another employee enters the room, are filling slightly more to the top.