#128 – Open
Posted on June 13, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Sometimes it’s worse when you are at someone else’s house and neglect to close the door. “Oh hey there dog. Sorry I didn’t get your name. Hi, I’m Chris. Okay… show’s over… move along now.”
Also, the Pens and Pencils mug is real and in the store!
Tags: dinner, guests, poop
Blegh. I never forget to close the door and I’ve lived alone nine years. I’m too private a person, I guess….
Yep, it’d be pretty much the same with me.
“Will you please rise for the National Anthem.”
I did once have a very elaborate conversation with a cat accusing it of being a degenerate. Closing the door elsewhere, at work etc. never is an issue, at home , even when friends happen to be over, however…. Hey! My house, my rules…
Even when there’s nobody home and I’m not expecting anyone, I still lock the door, just to be on the safe side. you know, in case some insane person breaks into my house and tries to open the door. Some creepy kid who lives across the street from me did that once, I swear. If he hadn’t been 10 years old I would’ve beat him over the head with a hammer. Instead, I beat him over the head with a heavy book and proceeded to call the police. I have weird neighbors.
Does that mean you would have beaten him over the head with a hammer if he’d been 5 years old? or maybe 9? or 11?