Hmm… do they keep the spare rolls under the sink? No. On this shelf somewhere? No. Oh wait… there’s a little skinny closet just outside the bathroom. I’ll just wait here until everyone else at the party goes home.
You’re safe, unless they suddenly stop inviting you to parties.
well, they’re brown NOW.
I’ve always found this “dilemma” mystifying, but then I realized I’m the only person on earth who considers it worth keeping kleenex boxes around.
You wipe with a box?
Ow ow ow! Corners!
I just take a shower. When asked if I was taking a shower, I simply say its because you were out of toilet paper.
You mean you really don’t have a stack of rolls in the bathroom? That’s just… silly.
Yes I do. The person in the comic is at a party. It’s not me.
There’s an old joke (best told after a string of other “difference” jokes):
“What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?”
“I don’t know. What?”
“So YOU’RE the one!”
When my dad came home China, he told us that the toilet paper there is super thick. Almost like those brown towels. My first thought “so that’s how they make brown towels.”
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