This is why I don’t have any magazine subscriptions anymore. The only time I read them was in the bathroom. When I was a kid I memorized the patterns in the paint on the wall in front of me.
I always have a Calvin & Hobbes book (or two) in the bathroom for just such an occasion!
Right after I got my first cell phone, and let a couple of family members know my number, I got a call while I was indisposed. And it was from an aunt that I didn’t give the number to. Fun to tell her where I was at the time.
This was back when the smart ones would take copies of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader and….read them. XD
Readers Digestion for me. Also, the wallpaper had a hypnotizing 3d effect when you’d look past it. People with smartphones wouldn’t even notice this anymore, staring at their EVO 3D all day and whatnot.
I let my sister have it recently for inviting me to sit with her while I was on my break and she had ordered food to go and was waiting. She then proceeded to take out her phone and TEXT and didn’t look at me once in twenty minutes. You can bet she heard it from me later. There’s no excuse for that. It’s just beyond rude.
You know what I’m doing right now while reading. Omics on my smart phone?
Victoria’s Secret Catalog. Yes, I look at tall women modeling overpriced clothing while weeping over the fact that those really cute pants weren’t made to fit a tiny woman like me.
i’m not sure if you’ll like this or not Chris, but i use a Biff book
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