This is one of the luxuries of being an adult. Generally everywhere you work you get nice soft chairs with built in silencers.
Cruel only to the people around you… I was one of those evil little boys that liked to really let it rip.
Of course.. now that I’m older I get more pleasure from watching people squirm from the scent of the silent farts.
Now you know why methane isn’t a Noble Gas…
Those of us who work in restaurants can blame the guests. “Get a load of that smelly guy at table 32!”
A long time ago, I worked at an upscale restaurant as a busboy. I would hold them in until I could cropdust the rude customers. The waitstaff knew this and would make requests.
Hey Chris, will you be making it to emerald city comic con? Hope to see you back in seattle!
Not this year, maybe 2014!
Check out the fancy office chairs in the context-sensitive ads on the sides! The mesh ones were probably designed to allow free flow of gas, rather than the official story of keeping you cool.
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