Pretty soon the dust in your home will start to multiply at an accelerated rate. No vacuum will be able to handle it. Time to replace the floor instead.
Don’t leave your bunny slippers alone together or your boys will have baby bunny slippers for free.
And don’t leave two wire coat hangers in a closet together alone. Ever. The next time you open the closet, you’ll have a wall of hangers falling on you….
I remember that Twilight Zone! Weren’t the paper clips the larval form?
In my house, we didn’t have dust bunnies; we had dust rhinos…
“Hey remember that time you found a dust bunny the size of a peach?”
“It was a peach.”
i havent vacuumed in over two years and I’m still save hep6i 4o3j0ß9 3
Sometimes, when it’s been a while since I’ve cleaned my room, I still don’t clean my room but I take everything out from under my bed and vacuum down there, because destroying spider homes is more important than how my room actually looks.
PFFFT! “Time to replace the floor..”? Time to move!
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