You really gotta watch your flesh to gold ratio.
This is actually how T gets more gold. Just lets the dragon schlep him to the treasure, then it gets ugly.
“Whee! Okay, just set me down in front of that Starbucks, would you? No, not that one, fool!”
…But how did the dragon get him to drink the drugged milk?
I pity the fool. I mean, the dragon.
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