“Hey it’s midnight and really dark out. I can step outside for a few minutes in my underwear. Nobody will be able to see. Oh yeah. Car headlights.”
And thus, Shirt-Pants, or “Shants”, were created!
“If you shan’t wear pants, wear shants!”
Should probably thank our lucky stars nothing’s showing out of the neckline there…
Wouldn’t a turtleneck be more … fit for adolescents watching the scene?
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