That would be weird if certain foods drastically changed specific body parts. “Whoa, look at that guy’s shoulders! He must really love oranges.”
Sales of bananas skyrocket! News at eleven.
Just in time to ride the Jimmy Durante revival! Ha-cha-cha!
Oatmeal sticks to my ribs. And ribs go to my thighs… And does this dressing make my butt look big?
That would explain the mushrooms in Super Mario Bros.
Please recommend something for my flat butt and bony hips.
Ya, that’s what I was thinking too.
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