There’s a weird mix of emotions when something funny or cute that makes you smile immediately turns into pain.
Don’t forget sneezing! I split my lips all the time in winter by sneezing. Kinda detracts from the satisfaction of a good sneeze.
chap stick is your friend
“I can’t tell what kind of message he got, but he started bleeding from the mouth.”
“Is that good?”
I was always more of a Carmex type of guy
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