That is evil. It is evil and I want to have its sinister, diabolical hatebabies.
I love watching people scramble for a charger. The panicked look is priceless.
I don’t have a smartphone, but now I know what I am going to do when I do get one!
I know what I’m doing this weekend.
Hah! You beat xkcd to it!
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