My parents used to tell me that every time a big kid lost a tooth, a baby got one, and in this way, teeth were recycled and so never hoarded. By this logic, in fifty years there’ll be five teeth for every person.
“What’d you put in this sala-”
But the tooth fairy has the most exquisitely enameled dinnerware ever!
It’s not the idea of eating off of teeth, which are presumed to be clean It’s the fact that the food ends up pre-chewed as soon as it’s served.
I’d be too afraid that something, or everything, served was designed to make my teeth fall out.
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