“Hey, how about you break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar?”
“How about I break off a piece of your face?”
…Or learn to respect my culinary personal space.
Well, I hate peanut butter, but we might still get into a Kat fight.
You should ask your mother if you can sleep over for my birthday!
Infrapinklizzard, you monster. Everybody used to love peanut butter cups. What happened? :’(
Oh yeah and funny cartoon btw.
Chris I love peanut butter cups but I know how it feels for people to steal one when you bought both for yourself so I would never think about stealing from you can we still be friends?
Among my favorite junk foods is real licorice whips, y’know, the black ones. Always safe. Every Easter time, I ended up with the licorice jelly beans passed to me from others. Good for me.
Stay away from my peanut butter cups, and nobody gets hurt.
I only kill for licorice, O-henry bars, and Cheetos. Stealing any other candy is merely punished by maiming.
I’m allergic to it all… doesn’t mean I don’t cheat every once in a blue moon, but never with a gluten product. So those are safe. LET’S BE FRIENDS. *opens mail* Restraining order? How odd.
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