#329 – Missing

I get this a lot when my sleep schedule is messed up. I can’t remember what I’m doing or what I’m supposed to be doing. “What is this text file full of jokes I keep looking at? Some of these are funny! I wonder who wrote them.”

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5 thoughts on “#329 – Missing”

  1. Cyndaquazy says:

    I find that this tends to happen to me in both extremes. Sleep too little, and I feel like I’m running on fumes; sleep too much, and I just can’t seem to get perked up.

  2. boog says:

    I often have to use my phone to find my wife’s phone when she misplaces it. Sometimes I know where it is but she doesn’t. So I send her text messages, as if her phone is calling out for her, like “I’m stuck between the couch cushions, come rescue me!” or “You left me upstairs again, don’t you care about me anymore?” or “You let the toddler carry me around, remember? I don’t know where she left me, but it’s dark and cold and I think a spider is crawling across me. Help!”

    1. kingklash says:

      When it’s obvious I’ve been Butt-Dialed, I start screaming into my phone strange and disturbing things, hoping someone will hear their back pocket shouting the lyrics to Black Sabbath’s “Paranoid” or reciting Jabberwocky.

      1. boog says:

        Or: “Baby Got Back”

      2. Wizard says:

        Too bad I never thought of that.

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