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#355 – Sleep (1 Comment)

Chris — Thu, 23 May 2013 20:34:01 +0000

There’s so much instant gratification on the internet it can feel like torture having to wait for a physical item to travel to my house. Can’t Amazon.com have an orbital warehouse that shoots objects down to your place? That sounds totally feasible with no possible downsides.

#354 – Grappled (1 Comment)

Chris — Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:14 +0000

I wonder how many times he has inadvertently killed pigeons.

#353 – Invitation (3 Comments)

Chris — Tue, 21 May 2013 16:35:19 +0000

I guess it’s easier to click a button that invites the whole internet to your house for your dog’s obedience school graduation party than to actually select people that live in your country.

#352 – Spun (2 Comments)

Chris — Thu, 16 May 2013 17:42:28 +0000

Do spiders have ears? They sure don’t seem to be startled by the sound of my vacuum cleaner. They should be.

#351 – Balls (5 Comments)

Chris — Wed, 15 May 2013 18:20:23 +0000

“This is worse than playing ping pong with the hungry hungry hippos!”

#350 – Bottom (11 Comments)

Chris — Tue, 14 May 2013 14:29:37 +0000

I hated the “You have to finish the box that’s already open!” rule. “But mom, I hate that old cereal now! It tastes horrible! I can’t even look at that dang rabbit without feeling nauseous!”

#349 – Hammered (7 Comments)

Chris — Mon, 13 May 2013 05:00:29 +0000

I don’t need the full Iron Man suit but I wouldn’t mind the crotch piece right now.

#348 – Toot (6 Comments)

Chris — Fri, 10 May 2013 15:19:17 +0000

It can be a small sword. A handy telescope. But most importantly, a fart sound megaphone. Most important.

#347 – Shock (6 Comments)

Chris — Thu, 09 May 2013 15:42:32 +0000

Why did Kevin throw the clock out the window? Kevin is a jerk. He’s always doing things like that. Don’t leave him alone in your room for more than a few minutes.

#346 – Craving (2 Comments)

Chris — Tue, 07 May 2013 14:21:43 +0000

I wonder if anyone has been sitting at a desk, filling out the police officer application and paused. “Oh no, I really like donuts. Do I have to give them up now? Maybe I should just work at a donut shop.”