“Works for me! I never get sick anymore!”
“Mom, why does that ghost keep bugging us?”
Cool! You can deter intruders by coating the doorknobs with bitter apple.
Your dentist will charge extra for dealing with “Knob-Tooth.”
All doors open automatically when approached by Chuck Norris. Not by sliding, by exploding. OC just now.
If there is one thing spongebob has taught me is that this may be illegal on other planets.
Silly germaphobes, always unwittingly making things worse for themselves.
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