“Hmm, I think I’ll make a smoothie today.”
*places ingredients into blender*
*leaves the blender running for 5 hours*
That’ll be one *smooth* smoothie!
Really? I kinda think the hollow crunching, seeming to echo in your head because of the silence, only exacerbates the problem.
Chewing on a squeaky toy is less expensive in the long run. And zero calories.
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