“Dad, that story makes no sense. I’ve never seen a stork before but I see new babies all the time.”
Haha! I can guess what prompted this!
Well, THAT creeped me out. Damn, Amazon! Next thing you know the gov’t will commandeer the drones to spy on us.
(“Nope. Not watching you. Just delivering books.”)
So boys are brought by storks, but girls are Amazons?
I was 8rought 8y a stork sent 8y amazon then
You know, I would have expected the drone to be carrying the supplies…
The drones are for the babies who couldn’t wait and get born on the way to the Hospital, in parking lots, on airplanes, etc. Or like one of my Ma’s cousins, who carried her kids full-term, but when it was time, kinda popped them right out no pain, no problem and never really had them at the hospital proper. The closest she ever got was in the elevator going to the maternity ward.
They always try to get you with the shipping prices, so we just said to hell with it made our own.
It was fun!
30 minutes or your next one’s free.
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