“Hmm, I can’t find any dimes. Let me check the rat.”
So I’ll assume the bill fold is in the other end???
My wife is a veterinarian – she has encountered clients who keep their spare change in live dogs. Though not intentionally I think, as it costs more than spare change to remove it.
They do take bets on how much is in there, however.
While I’m searching, you want a hard candy?
and if they spring-load the jaws, it’s a great pickpocket deterrent …
I suppose a safe would be the elephant in the room.
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