“Dang, where is the remote? Well I’m sure if I wait long enough something good will come on this channel.”
Also! This shirt is now available!
…you just described my day to day life right there sir…
How long until this is on a tshirt?
This needs to be a T-shirt
Have you been peeking into my life?
NEEDS TO BE A TSHIRT
NOW is the best time to start thinking about your physical health.
But LATER isn’t a terrible option either.
I ought to make a shirt with a dude holding up a big pretzel, and the words, “Rold Gold’s Gym.”
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