#408 – Wet
Posted on November 12, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
There was usually 1 person that would randomly get super drenched on these rides. I wonder how many of those people nowadays get their phones ruined. “That was really fun and only cost me $600!”
Tags: khan, raft, star trek
I am prepared for such an eventuality! My phone is decently water proof, and not smart, so it can take a hit when I walk into the corners of desks. No shattered glass for me, thanks! And even if I should break it, it won’t cost $600 to replace with the same model! Sonim phones are the best.
=D
I sometimes think those boats are sentient. They seem to manage to anil the person who acts most afraid of getting wet.
And you can save your $600 phone with a 5 cent Ziploc bag.
One time, we went on this one water raft ride that had little water falls. There were about 4 of them if I remember correctly. Me and my sister got drenched in the first one. My brother laughed so hard at us. Then he got repeatedly drenched in the next three. Oh sweet irony.
I hear the ride is designed to drench people wearing red shirts.
Last time I was on a ride like that, they had a thing in the middle to put electronics in, to keep them dry.
I love that it actually has the right registry number. that’s icing on the cake right there.
My dad once lost a hearing aid to one of those rides. He said that very same line, “That was fun it only cost me thousands of dollars.”
The last time I went on that ride, it put a …. thing in my ear!
Why do people take electronics on water rides? That is what lockers and that one person who doesn’t want to get wet so sits and waits are FOR.
At Disney California Adventure, there are lockers next to the Grizzly River Run that are free for the first two hours, I think. But no one knows about them.