Wait this isn’t really an everything bagel! You’re holding back on me! Where are the donuts! I want a refund!
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I wonder if there are some birds in city parks or that live near garbage dumps that live exclusively off of human food. Would they even know what to do with a worm? Do they shun the bush full of fresh berries?
Also, if you have read through the archives recently you may have noticed that I stole the concept for this joke from myself!
There were good things and bad things about the location of my desk at my last office job. One of the bad things was it was near a hallway intersection. People tended to naturally congregate there and have loud conversations that were completely irrelevant to the fonts I was trying to choose. One of the best things was that I was facing the goodie table. Whenever the magic free food fairy dropped off a load of extra cookies left over from an executive meeting I was one of the first to know about them.