A little over 1 day left to join my group of sleepy warriors!
Posts Tagged ‘candy’
“Hey, how about you break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar?”
“How about I break off a piece of your face?”
Dentistry is expensive! It’s much cheaper to just buy candy bars. I see this as a well reasoned argument and there is no point trying to talk me out of it.
Sometimes on a long car ride we’ll stop for a break at a fast McDonald’s or grocery store just to use the restroom. It always makes me feel a little awkward. I try to avoid making eye contact with any employees. I’m constantly about to blurt out “I’m going back outside to use the drive-thru! We’re going to buy 10 happy meals!”
I didn’t look up the math but I’m pretty sur a candy bar is just 10 minutes worth of walking right? Also make sure you pay in cash. And don’t take a bag or a receipt. Don’t bring the wrapper home with you. Brush your teeth right after you get home. There you go! Nothing happened! Just went for a little walk why all the questions you are so suspicious I’m going to watch some TV now oh wait I have some important emails to reply to.
I mean I can’t let it all go to waste right? I payed good money for that chocolate. This will be my reward for starting the diet in the first place. A pre-reward for future dieting. The one that I will be starting in the future. Not today. Maybe tomorrow.