“By the power of greyskull, he’s kidnapped Princess Zelda!”
Oh, for video games sake! Yes, princess. Zelda isn’t the guy you play in the game she’s the princess you have to save. I know it’s stupid that they named the game “The Legend of Zelda” when the only time you see her in the game is at the end when you rescue her, the guy you play in the game is Link, not Zelda.
“All for one and one for all!”
Another sign you’ve raised your kids right!
“Oh no Team Rocket has captured Perry the platypus!”
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