#299 – Cribbed
Posted on February 13, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
I wonder what these crib mobiles do to little kids brains. Does my baby dream of rotating animal butts? Maybe the animals should be facing down.
Tags: baby, batman, crib
Those mobiles are a basic intelligence test for parents. The ones that look good to parents but are just butts to the baby show that the baby doesn’t have much hope of smart parents 😀
In that case, bats are ideal – heads go down!
Atomic batteries to power.
Turbines to speed!
they are supposed to keep shifting the baby’s eyes’ focus, so that they will learn to focus at different points and distances so that they don’t become cross-eyed like those kids that are just kept wrapped in blankets like caterpillars in the qualatively less orphanages in eastern europe? I don’t know, you ought to ask a baby development expert or something