#111 – Curdled

I heard this nursery rhyme many times as a kid. I’m not sure if the point was “What the heck is a tuffet?” or “What is she eating?” I definitely got the “Kids, run away from spiders.” part, we all understood that.

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5 thoughts on “#111 – Curdled”

  1. ZeoViolet says:

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a Tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
    Along came a spider, and sat down beside her,
    And she ate him, too.

  2. reynard61 says:

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
    Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said: “Curds is fattening, whey has cholesterol, and that tuffet will give you back trouble before you’re fourty.”

  3. kingklash says:

    Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet,
    Eating her cottage cheese.
    Along came a spider,
    And sat down beside her.
    And said, “I’ll stick with bugs, if you please.”

  4. spidercow says:

    C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER

  5. extremist343 says:

    Curds and whey is literally just cottage cheese, I don’t know what a tuffet is though.

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