#245 – Grave
Posted on November 26, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
My wife took the kids to see their grandparents for the weekend and I stayed behind. We only have one car so it may have looked like nobody was home. I wondered if anyone in the neighborhood would notice when I turned the lights on in the attic and basement at 2AM.
Tags: cops, mannequin, neighbors
If they DIDN’T call the cops, I would, but I’d also worry about the neighborhood as well.
I remember reading this on a list of practical jokes. Nice to see it in action. XD
A better question: Why are you burying a mannequin? Did you steal it? Why do you even have one? Why do it when your wife is away? Some people have weird hobbies….
How else are you supposed to grow a mannequin tree?
Coincidence, or are you hinting at Wilt by Tom Sharpe? 😉
Never heard of him!
@gabe: Exactly what I was thinking…
This is why I dissolve all of my mannequins in the bathtub with fuming sulfuric acid.
This one made me laugh out loud.
And that’s why you don’t play your “Chainsaws From Around The World” CD at high volume before interring your mannequin.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!