#251 – Empty
Posted on December 4, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
Life is wonderful. Life is pointless. Life is beautiful. Life is a waste. Life is amazing. LIFE is a cereal.
Tags: heat death of the universe, optimist, pessimistLife is wonderful. Life is pointless. Life is beautiful. Life is a waste. Life is amazing. LIFE is a cereal.
Tags: heat death of the universe, optimist, pessimist
Let’s play the game of Life.
…and a Surrealist sees a giraffe eating its necktie.
http://what-if.xkcd.com/6/
Optimists buy fire extinguishers. Pessimists buy marshmallows.
I see a glass that contains 50% liquid and 50% gas.
Life is a highway. I wanna ride it all night long.
Optimists see the glass as half full, pessimists as half empty.
Engineers see the glass as twice the required size.
Life is that board game that gets referenced in TV commercials. Or that computer game with all the dots.
…and engineers say the glass has been properly over engineered to prevent spills by design.
Realists declare that the glass isn’t half empty at all — http://what-if.xkcd.com/6/
Apathetics (made that up, intending for it to people who are apathetic) say “whatever”
And a MMO desing team sees a potential opportunity to make the glass be full with a slight extra payment from players.