#262 – Pasty
Posted on December 20, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
If I could just brush my teeth first there would never be a problem. Then I could wash off any extraneous toothpaste in the shower. Nope. Gotta wait until the worst time.
Tags: morning, teeth, toothpaste
Brush while showering! Works for me.
That happens to me all the time. Damn teeth.
Even worse if you use whitening toothpaste.. leaves white dribble marks bleached onto your clothes!
I just get a drop of water on my shirt, but I get it EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Never to me. My wife? Every day.
Dude- brush your teeth IN the shower. Everything will rinse away and you’ll never have saliva and toothpase spooged all over your sink, counter and mirror again. People who shower first, then go to the sink to generate a spray of drool all over things and themselves, are gross!
Sounds like that would use up a lot of extra water.
I always keep a stretched hand under my chin to catch any falling toothpaste drool 😀 Looks stupid, but it sure helps.
I’ve developed the habit of putting on my dress shirt just before I head out the door. That way if something staining happens, toothpaste, ketchup, ink spill, it’s just an undershirt that gets totaled.
I get dressed after I brush, but I live alone, so wandering around in my underwear is no big deal.
I’ve learned this lesson! HAHAHAHAH!!!! BOW BEFORE ME AND MY UNSTAINED SHIRTS, YE HEATHENS!!!!
Even I don’t know how it happened, but while running late for work one morning, I managed to splash some toothpaste in my eye. Weirdest feeling in my eye ever.