Posts Tagged ‘bed’
Some people assume the monster that lives under your bed us there to frighten you. Really though the housing market is in shambles in the monster’s dimension. The have to live under beads out of necessity. Be a little more considerate.
I don’t know why I keep doing this. I frequently have dreams involving the last thing I was thinking about before sleeping. How could it ever be a good idea to fill my head with the latest in zombie special effects and piercing staccato music right before closing my eyes? Now I have to spend an hour browsing puppyfluffy.com to reset my fright-o-meter or I’ll never get to sleep.