Posts Tagged ‘sleep’
“Hmm, let me check my GPS maps. If I drove 80 miles per hour and made all the traffic lights I could sleep another 20 minutes!”
Some people assume the monster that lives under your bed us there to frighten you. Really though the housing market is in shambles in the monster’s dimension. The have to live under beads out of necessity. Be a little more considerate.
When I was younger, sleep was the enemy. “I have so many things I want to do! These video games aren’t going to play themselves!” Now I hit the pillow with visions of potatoes and bacon dancing in my head.