Posts Tagged ‘cold’
Recently I decided to eat some ice cream but the house was really chilly. So I put on my biggest winter coat and hat. As I sat there eating I realized I should pull the shades so people walking by couldn’t see how ridiculous I was.
This problem is easily solved by simply building a tunnel of blankets from my bed to my desk. Scatter snacks along the way for extra motivation.
The instant gratification of cold pizza is tempting but not all pizzas are good that way. Hot is usually best but to get it close to the original experience I need to get out a pan and oil and then deal with the cleanup. If I go with cold I can just stand here in front of the refrigerator while I jam it in my face and then get on with my life.
If your tongue suddenly feels fuzzy you have a ghost cat’s tail in your mouth.
If you feel pins and needles in your feet you are walking over a porcupine’s grave.
If you suddenly feel warm that’s because you are on fire.