If your tongue suddenly feels fuzzy you have a ghost cat’s tail in your mouth.
If you feel pins and needles in your feet you are walking over a porcupine’s grave.
If you suddenly feel warm that’s because you are on fire.
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Also, don’t close your eyes when brushing your teeth. You may catch a glimpse of a ghost as you open them back up. Don’t reach into the clothes dryer without looking inside. You may feel another hand brush up against yours. Never look inside a tissue after you use it. That’s gross.
Public speaking is weird but was never a problem for me. I assumed it was going to be horrible because I always hear about how horrible it is. Then whenever I had to make a speech or presentation in school I enjoyed it. Maybe I should have pursued a career as a theme park tour guide.
I must be horrible to be a ghost with allergies. Spend all your time hanging out in the house you died in until the new owners decide to get a cat. Now you can only float around in the attic. Dang cats.
