Posts Tagged ‘pants’
My wife: “Sweetie can you put my phone in your pocket?”
Me: “Why don’t you put it in your pants pocket?”
My wife: “These pants don’t have pockets.”
Me: “Why do you buy pants that don’t have pockets?”
Then she glares at me as if she had much choice in the matter. Clearly all women will be carrying a giant purse with them at all times so why should they make them pants with pockets?
“Hey it’s midnight and really dark out. I can step outside for a few minutes in my underwear. Nobody will be able to see. Oh yeah. Car headlights.”