#517 – Pouch

My wife: “Sweetie can you put my phone in your pocket?”
Me: “Why don’t you put it in your pants pocket?”
My wife: “These pants don’t have pockets.”
Me: “Why do you buy pants that don’t have pockets?”

Then she glares at me as if she had much choice in the matter. Clearly all women will be carrying a giant purse with them at all times so why should they make them pants with pockets?

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7 thoughts on “#517 – Pouch”

  1. Wanderer says:

    So that they do not brain you with the purse they’re forced to carry by the lack of pockets in most garments designed for females.

  2. Katie says:

    The stupidest thing is that designers actively don’t put pockets on, because they worry that the extra bulk of a pocket will make the size 2 model look fat on the runway. I heard something to that effect on one of those fashion design reality tv shows.

  3. Morris Keesan says:

    I was just thinking how bizarre the question “Can you put my phone in your pocket?” would have sounded about 25 years ago.

  4. boog says:

    Some advice for humans in the alternate universe:
    Don’t forget to wear your pocket protectors before carrying your keys in there.

  5. kingklash says:

    My Ma could make a Buxton Bag cry for mercy.

  6. bob says:

    Chris, point her to scottevest.com.
    Hope you don’t plan on putting your kids through college.

  7. And yet it’s always my boyfriend asking me to put his things in my purse.

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