Callories. The little bastard sewing your pants tighter when you’re not looking.
So many jelly beans, have to wear belly jeans.
2 bags of sour starburst jelly beans,
2 bags of normal starburst jellybeans,
all gone in 4 days. >.<
Too many jelly beans leads to too many belly jeans.
With the zipper and button like that it looks like he’s fighting off a pants shaped shark lol
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