My wife: “Sweetie can you put my phone in your pocket?”
Me: “Why don’t you put it in your pants pocket?”
My wife: “These pants don’t have pockets.”
Me: “Why do you buy pants that don’t have pockets?”

Then she glares at me as if she had much choice in the matter. Clearly all women will be carrying a giant purse with them at all times so why should they make them pants with pockets?