#34 – Cement

It’s amazing how touchy oatmeal can be. Too much water and you get runny goop. Not enough and it solidifies into a solid block halfway down to your stomach.

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4 thoughts on “#34 – Cement”

  1. kingklash says:

    Get it just right, and some bratty little half-pint girl breaks into your house and eats it.

  2. Kintrex says:

    All breakfast foods seem to be like that. Cereal turns into sludge. Toast gets cold and hard. Eggs and bacon… well, nobody would ever get distracted from those. So they’re basically the perfect breakfast food.

  3. Chuck says:

    You use water? Milk or nothing for me.

    1. Octothorpe says:

      Wait what? You eat oatmeal without any liquid in it? Does that mean that it’s just oats and no meal? Waaaiit… are you a horse?

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