#499 – Options

“Hmm, I have a few hours to kill… I should call to check on the status of my health insurance.”

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5 thoughts on “#499 – Options”

  1. boog says:

    “To ask me out this Friday, say ‘Friday’. To ask me to move in with you, say ‘move in with me’. To break up with me, say ‘its not you its me’. For all other inquiries, please stay on the line for the next available agent… Thank you for holding.”

    ♫ Istanbul was Constantinople now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople… ♫

    1. reynard61 says:

      I approve of your choice of wait-music.

  2. kingklash says:

    A few weeks ago, I got an automated call on both my main cell phone, and the cheap one I keep for emergencies. It was the from the same company, same voice, same etc. So I just answered both at the same time, and after saying hello, I turned them earpiece-to-mic with each other, and let them talk to each other. Haven’t been bothered by that company since. (they had been calling me twice a week for nearly a month.)

  3. Bob says:

    If you have a complaint, say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”

    1. Cameron says:

      “Thank you for filing a complaint. Unfortunately, our inbox for complaints is full (0). We apologize for any inconvenience.

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