#500 – Hoarding Posted on April 4, 2014 at 12:00 am by Chris Chapter: Comic Tags: gross, teeth, tooth fairy 5 thoughts on “#500 – Hoarding” GDA says: April 4, 2014 at 8:37 am My parents used to tell me that every time a big kid lost a tooth, a baby got one, and in this way, teeth were recycled and so never hoarded. By this logic, in fifty years there’ll be five teeth for every person. Reply boog says: April 4, 2014 at 11:22 am “What’d you put in this sala-” “TEEEETH!” Reply Pengwn says: April 4, 2014 at 3:18 pm But the tooth fairy has the most exquisitely enameled dinnerware ever! Reply kingklash says: April 4, 2014 at 5:22 pm It’s not the idea of eating off of teeth, which are presumed to be clean It’s the fact that the food ends up pre-chewed as soon as it’s served. Reply Flargon says: April 24, 2014 at 3:18 pm I’d be too afraid that something, or everything, served was designed to make my teeth fall out. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website
My parents used to tell me that every time a big kid lost a tooth, a baby got one, and in this way, teeth were recycled and so never hoarded. By this logic, in fifty years there’ll be five teeth for every person.
“What’d you put in this sala-”
“TEEEETH!”
But the tooth fairy has the most exquisitely enameled dinnerware ever!
It’s not the idea of eating off of teeth, which are presumed to be clean It’s the fact that the food ends up pre-chewed as soon as it’s served.
I’d be too afraid that something, or everything, served was designed to make my teeth fall out.