Posts Tagged ‘food’
Now that I don’t eat gluten if there are cookie that I can eat it means I get to eat them all. It’s up to me to have the willpower to space them out over a few days. Or hours.
I actually like rice cakes. I think they get made fun of because of the “cake” in their name. We are used to the dessert form of that word and rice cakes are definitely not a dessert. Unless you top them with ice cream.
“Grain free! Gluten free! Single animal sourced! No preservatives! Free range! Got to play video games as long as they wanted!”
When I was younger, sleep was the enemy. “I have so many things I want to do! These video games aren’t going to play themselves!” Now I hit the pillow with visions of potatoes and bacon dancing in my head.
I’ve always been very thin compared to the kids I grew up with. In grade school it was theorized that I must have a tapeworm inside me consuming half my food. Maybe they were right this whole time.
I’m sometimes confused. “Dog, why are you licking my pants right there? Oh yeah… I ate some potato chips earlier and must have wiped my hands there. Enjoy your salty denim.”
Whenever I have some sort of intestinal problems I get mad at food. I wish there was an alternative way to sustain myself. Perhaps a special rock that I licked once a day.
The “fun size” candy bars have been renamed “neighborhood size”. It’s actually a challenge to eat a varied diet when a family of four can fill up on a single M&M.
I think what freaks me out more is when I buy something that is really fresh. The date on the package will be years in the future. What will the world be in the future when this box of instant oatmeal will reach its peak flavor? Will there still be humans?