I’ve always been very thin compared to the kids I grew up with. In grade school it was theorized that I must have a tapeworm inside me consuming half my food. Maybe they were right this whole time.
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I can get all sorts of hats, scarves, bow ties, cricket outfits and shoes. There are plenty of sonic screwdrivers, jelly babies and celery stalks to accessorize with. But I’ll never be able to have two beating hearts in my body at the same time. She’ll always have me beat on that one.