Merry Christmas! New comics resume Wednesday.
I don’t drink soda that often so when I do it’s amazingly obvious how much more I have to pee than usual. I’ve learned to avoid them on airplanes or long car rides. Just water please.

Merry Christmas! New comics resume Wednesday.
I don’t drink soda that often so when I do it’s amazingly obvious how much more I have to pee than usual. I’ve learned to avoid them on airplanes or long car rides. Just water please.
| Oct 26, 12 | #225 – Fangs |
| Feb 7, 12 | #37 – Drip |
| Jun 29, 12 | #140 – Streaming |
| Feb 8, 12 | #38 – Flavor |
| Aug 27, 12 | #181 – Streaming |
There are some bottles of soda with the “low profile” caps that I need to use my teeth to open. I’ve even changed my mind and refused to buy them at convenience stores when I’m on a road trip because they are so frustrating to open. I wonder if there is already an infomercial selling some sort of soda wrench to attack those tiny caps with.
| Mar 25, 13 | #323 – Thirst |
| Dec 24, 12 | #264 – Bubbly |
| Jan 13, 12 | #20 – Slice |
| Feb 8, 12 | #38 – Flavor |
| Feb 27, 12 | #51 – Gulped |
My first car was 11 years old when I bought it. But it still had a few years left of cup holding. Then one day I got lunch at McDonalds and the cup no longer fit. It was a relief when I got a newer car and I once again had somewhere to put my enormo-drink. Then on a trip to Taco Bell it happened again! My car had no built in device to hold such a thing. I had to resort to holding the drinks in between my legs. Warming up the drink and cooling down my… legs.
| Apr 11, 13 | #332 – Stories |
| Dec 24, 12 | #264 – Bubbly |
| Feb 8, 12 | #38 – Flavor |
| Mar 1, 12 | #54 – Alarmed |
| May 15, 12 | #107 – Speaker |
This would happen to me frequently at work. I would have a design project that I’m in the middle of and I finish the cup of tea I’m drinking. I don’t have time to make more tea so I just fill up my mug with water. While I’m choosing fonts I absentmindedly reach for my tea and take a sip. Now I can’t finish the design before making more tea.
| May 28, 12 | #116 – Boiling |
| Jan 19, 12 | #24 – Calcium |
| Feb 27, 12 | #51 – Gulped |
| Dec 24, 12 | #264 – Bubbly |
| Jan 13, 12 | #20 – Slice |
It looks like it would fit right in there. I wonder what the other side of the lid tastes like. Hmm… tastes kind of like pain and human blood. Now I’m panicking and I can’t relax my tongue to get it out! Oh dear the light has turned green and the cars behind me have started to honk. I don’t think the job interview is going to go well if I can’t talk.
| Dec 24, 12 | #264 – Bubbly |
| Oct 26, 12 | #225 – Fangs |
| Oct 11, 12 | #214 – Rung |
| Feb 27, 12 | #51 – Gulped |
| Feb 8, 12 | #38 – Flavor |