Merry Christmas! New comics resume Wednesday.
I don’t drink soda that often so when I do it’s amazingly obvious how much more I have to pee than usual. I’ve learned to avoid them on airplanes or long car rides. Just water please.
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There are some bottles of soda with the “low profile” caps that I need to use my teeth to open. I’ve even changed my mind and refused to buy them at convenience stores when I’m on a road trip because they are so frustrating to open. I wonder if there is already an infomercial selling some sort of soda wrench to attack those tiny caps with.
My first car was 11 years old when I bought it. But it still had a few years left of cup holding. Then one day I got lunch at McDonalds and the cup no longer fit. It was a relief when I got a newer car and I once again had somewhere to put my enormo-drink. Then on a trip to Taco Bell it happened again! My car had no built in device to hold such a thing. I had to resort to holding the drinks in between my legs. Warming up the drink and cooling down my… legs.
This would happen to me frequently at work. I would have a design project that I’m in the middle of and I finish the cup of tea I’m drinking. I don’t have time to make more tea so I just fill up my mug with water. While I’m choosing fonts I absentmindedly reach for my tea and take a sip. Now I can’t finish the design before making more tea.
It looks like it would fit right in there. I wonder what the other side of the lid tastes like. Hmm… tastes kind of like pain and human blood. Now I’m panicking and I can’t relax my tongue to get it out! Oh dear the light has turned green and the cars behind me have started to honk. I don’t think the job interview is going to go well if I can’t talk.
