#120 – Divide
Posted on June 1, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comic
The first time I grew a beard wasn’t premeditated. I shaved everyday since I was somewhere around 16 maybe? Then in my early twenties I was really sick and stayed home from work for a full week with the flu. When I finally felt better I got up for that first day of work and thought “Oh. I guess I can grow a beard now.”
Tags: beard trimmer, comb, razor
This seems to be one of the few smart jokes I’ve seen here that I don’t get. cool.
Although Occam’s beard trimmer should be scissors – the simpler the better, after all.
By Occam’s logic, a knife would suffice.
(see Fallout 3 special weapons)
Occam would also definitely use a straight razor. (Speaking as someone who uses a straight razor.)
+1
Does that mean Occam is the host at the Straight Razor Cabaret?
Luckily, Occam never waxed.
That’s because he already knew to make things as simple as possible, but not any simpler.