#194 – Contortions

“Daddy! Let’s go outside and play!”

“I can’t right now.”

“Why not?”

“I just woke up. You have to give me a few hours for all my bones to settle back into their proper locations.”

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7 thoughts on “#194 – Contortions”

  1. kingklash says:

    Is this what happens when that monster under the bed uses you to practice ventriliquism?

    1. extremist343 says:

      That might explain why I never have this problem: The monster under the bed is afraid of me.

  2. pbarnrob says:

    Sounds like a Twister dream…

  3. hayabusa says:

    i’ve been told it looks like i wrestled a bear in my sleep before.

  4. 8LayerDip says:

    My brother crosses his legs and leans foreword when he sleeps.

  5. natemare117 says:

    That is so me.

  6. tirsden says:

    Late last year I had a calf muscle tear overnight and somehow never noticed (which is amazing partly because it should have hurt like hades, I don’t sleep well to begin with, and I usually wake up several times a night). I attribute the source of the injury to having walked half a mile the afternoon before, but I felt all right during the walk and after it was over (not great, thanks to chronic illness, but all right). When I woke up the next morning, I wondered if I had somehow been run over by a truck in my sleep.

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