#289 – Twins

I’ve always been very thin compared to the kids I grew up with. In grade school it was theorized that I must have a tapeworm inside me consuming half my food. Maybe they were right this whole time.

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11 thoughts on “#289 – Twins”

  1. ZeoViolet says:

    Oh gross.

    Glad I wasn’t preparing to eat before I read this.

    What’s more, I hear some diet crazies actually will get this done deliberately.

    1. panther1212 says:

      That’s funny… my brother and I have seriously considered trying to design a synthetic tapeworm for dietary purposes, that would know exactly how many nutrients and such to let go into the body. Never came to fruition though.

      Also, Chris, have you considered that you might be “very thin” due to these weird allergies you tell us about from time to time?

  2. sam says:

    You know this grossness trend is really making me rethink my comic choices… It’s not just the grossness (please take this as constructive criticism) but it’s not all that funny

    1. Chris says:

      You will be missed.

    2. Hawke531 says:

      It is your right to not read something if you do not find it funny, I fail to see the need of letting everyone know. “It is gross” is not constructive criticism. It is an opinion, one of which you are perfectly entitled to just as everyone else. If you do not like what you see, then by all means exercise your right to not view the comics, those that enjoy it will exercise their right to view the comic. If you seriously still have a problem, write your own comic where you will have a say in what is shown. Otherwise, stop complaining.

      1. sam says:

        Yes it is my right to leave, and it is the right of Chris to make the cartoons that he wants. Yes I was expressing my point of view, I don’t deny it, I was expressing my view that it was grossness without humour (that I can tell) It’s like shock value humour. Which many people do appreciate. I had hoped that my opinion might matter in some way. Maybe Chris is grumpy, maybe he didn’t realize, I don’t know, I’m just a reader, one of many, who may have the same opinion but do not express it, just leave, just not buy his books. I don’t know, I’m just one person, and I didn’t think my comment was grossly mistasteful, there are only a few comments I make on here and all of them to my memory have been positive

        1. Chris says:

          Hey everyone, no fighting.

    3. kingklash says:

      Years ago, my brother had to get about three feet of intestines removed. ever since, he can eat like a pig, with no problem. I wondered if the docs just replaced the gut with a yard-long tapeworm.

  3. Stephen says:

    So, I was reading about Guinea worms the other day.

  4. Arcan says:

    But what about pregnant women with tapeworms? Eating for three?

    1. extremist343 says:

      Pretty much the same as women pregnant with twins, so, yeah, eating for 3.

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