#344 – Songs

Sometimes life is crazy and I stay up really late trying to get something done. Nothing is more depressing in those situations than hearing the birds wake up and start to sing. I suddenly realize I have just ruined my next day.

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9 thoughts on “#344 – Songs”

  1. pbarnrob says:

    Nooooo…
    You got something done, AND now you’re in Today (still!)
    Yesterday’s a memory, Tomorrow’s a fantasy;
    there IS only Now, the Eternal Now!

  2. boog says:

    It’s not all bad. Example:

    Bird: “Heads up! Heads up! Gotta poop! Here it comes!”
    *splat*
    “Told ya!”
    *fly away*

  3. The birds around here sing at 1 and 2am. Party birds.

  4. ZeoViolet says:

    Dude COULD just turn it off…

  5. Zimmie says:

    Why invent a translator when you could just shove a Babel Fish in your ear?

    1. Chris says:

      Because Babel Fish don’t exist.

      1. Sporkinator says:

        Neither do universal translators.

        1. extremist343 says:

          Universal translators don’t exist yet, they could be invented. Babel fish are just mythological nonsense creatures that don’t really exist, I suppose you could “invent” one with genetics research and all but it would probably take way more work than creating a mechanical device that does the same thing.

  6. kingklash says:

    Or, Humanity realizes that birds had developed Gangsta Rap millions of years ago. And are really good at it.

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