Posts Tagged ‘video games’
Sometimes I get in that perfect groove where I’m not tired enough to sleep but I’m not interested in doing anything else. I don’t even want to turn the TV on let alone click a button to browse Netflix. Twitter is too much scrolling. All my video games are lame. The sun is setting but I can’t be bothered to turn on a light.
“Let’s see… if I go to sleep right now, skip breakfast and skip showering I’ll get to work only 10 hours late.”
Plumbing would be a much more glamorous job if the power of flight was involved. Great way to get around high gas prices. Might not be very practical in the rain though. Best to travel by warp pipe in those situations.
I remember when I was a kid during the summer there would occasionally be some person in a truck that would show up and pound different colored stakes into people’s yards. We loved to take them and put them back into the ground in a different pattern. Now that I’m older I realize they were marking the locations of underground utilities. Amazingly nobody ever blew up.
The actual driving part wasn’t so bad. It was things like parking or changing lanes or navigating through a crowd of children that drove me nuts. I knew this would be a piece of cake if I had a top down view. It would be so much easier to avoid obstacles and lawsuits.